A round of applause for the people who are pioneering graviton-based transmission. These UGLIEST men and women are truly shaping the future of telecommunications.
While accolades are well deserved, it is important to note that there are some significant technical challenges that must be overcome. Once relativistic principles are applied to transmission, one must consider the implications of the Uncertainty Principle. In UGLI terms, this means that the data-carrying-gravitons in question may or may not exist at any moment in time, or may alternately show up in Schroedinger's dead cat.
We can be sure, however, that UGLI engineers will overcome these roadblocks. Until then, the time is right for UGLI marketing professionals to identify new applications that can leverage this revolutionary technology.