While Nortel is the acknowledged leader in optical networking, we are constantly developing and evaluating new technologies to continue our market leadership. Like Steve, we are extremely excited by the possibilities of Graviton-Accelerated Gigabit Nets.
Our crack team of research scientists has recently uncovered an additional factor which promises to take GAG-ME nets to levels that can only be dreamed of. As everyone knows, particles move faster under warmer temperatures - exactly the type of temperatures experienced by chordal-routed transmission in the superheated core of the earth. Our team has termed this temperature effect the Graviton-Accelerated Energy Efficiency (measured in degrees Kelvin) factor, or GEEK for short.
Nortel is leading the pack on GAG-ME nets and has already announced GA product chartware last Tuesday, with actual product to follow some time after.
"Come Together" with Nortel Networks!
[Note: As our CEO was recently quoted, "You never give me your money, you only give me your funny paper. And in the middle of negotiations, you break down". For this reason and due to the high market demand for GEEK-enhanced GAG-ME networks, Nortel will only be accepting cash or Pokemon trading cards for equipment purchases]
Mike Walsh
Vice President, Graviton-accelerated Orthogonal Fiber-access Installations -
Software/Hardware [GO-FISH]
Nortel Networks