“Yes, here in the Washington D.C. area we
have done extensive research on TTM and BULLCRAP.
In this research we have already surpassed BULLCRAP and
are completing our efforts on QUACK (Quark Unified
Acceleration Coded Kvetching). This enabled us to build
several new products, which deliver TerraByte performance
for under $100.00 per port. This has enabled us to
deliver internetworking equipment so fast that there is
finally enough bandwidth for GPPP (Grope or Prosecute
Political Protocol ) transaction processing.” |
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