Before implementing TTM across the Enterprise, we will need some clarification on some technical and regulatory issues, particularly Schroedinger's Cat. As you may be aware, Americans spend billions of dollars a year on Pet Food, Supplies, and Accessories, while around the world the trend is escalating as American Cultural Imperialism spreads across the World Wide Web. We believe that TTM may promote vast new e-Commerce opportunities based upon Inter-Species Communications, vis-a-vis Schroedinger's Cat. By eliminating the Human-Owner middleware, we believe that appropriately tailored Web Sites could target pets directly, increasing market-share. The use of e-Wallets enhances this possibility as most pets do not wear enough to carry an actual credit card.
There are challenges, of course, such as the politically hostile use of the phrases InterNet or IntraNet. Most pets are distinctly uncomfortable around Nets, and while insects are generally regarded as Dietary Variety, I am not sure that Web will be an adequate alternative. Once these hurdles are overcome, I am quite confident that TTM will contribute to the majority of our success in this new endeavor.
Andrew K. Boggs, Network Engineer, SourceCode Solutions